Thursday, January 29, 2009

What to Expect of a Typical Texas Day

On any given day in Texas, you should expect

about 1000 or more new residents due to births

about 400 people fewer residents due to deaths of any kind.

about 1000 people who stop being single and lonely.

about 900 people who start being single and lonely.

On a typical Texas day, based just on births and deaths, Texas gains 600 more Texans. And on a typical Texas day, we end the day with about 100 more married people. On a typical Texas Day, we grow a little bigger and little stronger.

On a typical day.

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